Old Lady GaGa - "Alejandro"

I totally love this and will probably now have this fucking song stuck in my head all day long. I love the song, but who likes having a song stuck in their head all day. Where do people find the time to do these things? Seriously. I mean, I have to get up at 5 am just to blog. I'm also wondering if this whole thing was shot in a strip club. Anyway, I hope you enjoy. Also, is it just me, or does SNL need to start looking for new writers on Youtube. I haven't seen anything this entertaining on that show since the 80's.

What Ever Happened to GI Jane

What Ever Happened to G.I. Jane from Jason Ganwich on Vimeo.


So I guess this is what happens when gays experience high unemployment and have access to high quality video cameras.  I guess we can't all do porn.  It's actually pretty Fabulous!  I especially like how the drag queen looks a lot like Nancy Grace on CNN.

Cooking with Cher

I don't know why the Food Network hasn't thought of this.  I would Tivo the hell out of this shit.

Girl Fight

Where to start?  This made me laugh so hard, I almost pissed my pants.  Thank God I wasn't wearing any!  I've only seen one Lesbian fight and it reminded me of that scene in Hannibal where the guy in the wheelchair is eaten by the wild boars.

Just Don't Call Me Ma'am

Okay, I'll admit, I love the title.  Oh Hell, I'm totally tempted to read the book.  I'm sure it's all about pussy power and emotions and other things that I wouldn't totally get.  I do show the emotional range of Stepford Wife or Bristol Palin.  But when I read the book synopsis, I was kind of thrown for a loop.  Unless I misunderstood it, the author is only in her 20's.  Who the hell is worried about being called ma'am in their 20's.  If the problem is that bad honey, use some dry wall compound and some sun block for God's sake.

Well apparently her mom could take the time to show her how to get knocked up, but not how to work a crowd.  I haven't seen acting this dry since Bob Dole ran for president.  I don't even know what to say.  I hear she's jumping on Levi's bone again since he's more famous than her.  I bet in 5 years, she'll be back in the news for Meth addiction.

What the F

Please ignore the balls and check out the shinguards.  What the F?  Are those like, Nike/Wonder Woman shinguards?

No Sweat

So I was just reading about a new product that claims to keep you from sweating for 3 days.  I don't know if it's cut out for excessive baking in the desert sun where I live, but I guess it's worth a shot.

The product is called PerspireX and you can read about it at http://www.perspirex.com/  If this product can make your summer Pride Festival Tour a little less smelly, then I guess it's worth it.  Shoot me an e-mail if you tried it and let me know your results.

Drill Baby Drill

I am a little confused.  Everyone of us would love cheap fuel and at the same time not to have to kill little baby birds.  Especially ones that dance and sing in kids movies.  As I watch the news coverage and see these Teabaggers (Still ROFL) screaming that Obama needs to do something about this right now, I can't help but remember during the McCain/Palin election race some of these same people were standing up chanting with Sara "Drill Baby Drill".  Well it seems to me, they got what they wanted but can't live with the outcome.  I think everyone who bought a "Drill Baby Drill" bumper sticker should be charged a retrocative tax to help clean up the oil damage and give restitutions to all of those gulf coast fisherman that are out of work now.

http://www.autoblog.com/2010/06/18/traffic-light-as-redesigned-for-the-color-blind/

Okay, first of all, as a person that suffers from red-green color blindness, the person who designed this is an idiot.  We only have problems with shades that combine the two colors.  That's not a problem with a traffic light.  Second, what are you going to do with the lights that incorporate turn arrows?  Trappazoides?

ON THE OTHER HAND, I think dressing up a traffic light is a fabulous idea!  Might I suggest that in this time of low tax dollars, that you sell traffic lights that can incorporate corporate marketing.  For instance, why not shape the lights like Disney characters and get Disney to a pay an advertising fee.  In Vegas, you could surround it with a cut out of a dirty stripper like you would see on a mudflap.  Anything would be better than raising my taxes!

Happy Father's Day

While we evil homosexuals are always portraid as being diseased, sex obsessed deviants, it is important to remember that breeders often fail to put on their swimcaps before diving in the pool.  I saw this great father's day ad from Durex condoms and wanted to share!

Slings and other Fabulous things

So combining 2 things that every gay man needs, a sling and an axe.  Seriously, an AXE!  This is for those homebody's that live in Portland or some rural shit.  Either that or this is the Jason Voorhees new metrosexual makeover.  Either way, do it with style!

Wine for your Bad Friends

Okay, there is absolutely no class to this product.  But don't we all have a few friends that can't be trusted with our good glassware.  So when you have those random Facebook friends over and you don't want to unfriend them for breaking your crystal, break out the Le Froglet and worry no more.

http://www.drvino.com/2010/06/15/le-froglet-sinPublish Postgle-wine-plastic-glass/

Man forced to marry cow faints at wedding | Metro.co.uk

Man forced to marry cow faints at wedding | Metro.co.uk

Here in America we view marriage as a sacred right that only Christians should be able to enjoy. Apparently in other countries, it is viewed as a legal punishment. Check what happens to you in Bali, if you are a sick little turd.

Star Wars & Fashion by John Woo :: The Pursuit Aesthetic

Star Wars & Fashion by John Woo :: The Pursuit Aesthetic

When geeks are trying to up their fashion status, it's time for us to step up and raise the bar. I guess this means that I'll have to throw out all of my ratty t-shirts and cargo shorts and head down to J. Crew and Banana Republic for a quick refresh.

Don't let the geeks outshine you!

T-Mobile: Every Phone is Free June 19

T-Mobile: Every Phone is Free June 19

Well now that the Google phone Droid business is old news, everyone else is running to order their 4th generation Iphones. If you are not one for the latest greatest product, head over to T-mobile for a "almost as good as" product. No seriously, can't they get the Iphone too? They do operate on the same network and they do distribute them outside the U.S.

It’s A Waist?

It’s A Waist?

Ah the problem that all gay men know way too well. Gone are the days of no carb dieting and having your body for life in 90 days. While running around town, how often have I seen someone from "back in the day" and giggled because they had a muffin top. Even worse, I texted a friend to share my overwhelming joy and cattiness. How horrified would I have been to catch the bitch doing the same thing about me? Sure, lesbians can get away with wearing husky wranglers from the local feed store, but not a gay man!

Boys and Girls it's time to go on a diet and take back our reputations and designer pants. It's p90x for me, what's going to be your journey?

Evernote

So I don't know if you discovered this product that is called Evernote. I've been using it and it has indeed helped make my life just a little more fabulous. You see, I work at my office and I work at my house. This little program lets you save files and notes and webpages and then log-in from someplace else where you can view and retrieve them. When you are surfing the web and you see something that you need to come back to later, you can simply right-click and send to your Evernote file and the whole page is copied. FABULOUS! I think Microsoft has a similar product, but I've found it to be extremely helpfull and I hope that you will too.

http://www.evernote.com

Welcome to My Fabulous Gay Life

So as you know, Gays are fabulous, right. According the conservative movement, we spend all of our time decorating, drinking and having sex. IF ONLY! I am using this blog to provide a little window into my fabulous gay life and hopefully my readers will find that we all have things in common.