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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

It’s A Waist?

It’s A Waist?

Ah the problem that all gay men know way too well. Gone are the days of no carb dieting and having your body for life in 90 days. While running around town, how often have I seen someone from "back in the day" and giggled because they had a muffin top. Even worse, I texted a friend to share my overwhelming joy and cattiness. How horrified would I have been to catch the bitch doing the same thing about me? Sure, lesbians can get away with wearing husky wranglers from the local feed store, but not a gay man!

Boys and Girls it's time to go on a diet and take back our reputations and designer pants. It's p90x for me, what's going to be your journey?

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