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Starting divine misdemeanors. I know it's not like reading a text book or something intelligent, but it sure does make you horny! I can't wait to see how she tops the threesomes of her last book and the s&m shit.

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Paula Fries a Cheesecake

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How do you not love this woman. She can sure blow a diet like no one else!

The Bush tax plan vs. the Obama tax plan in one chart

Ezra Klein - The Bush tax plan vs. the Obama tax plan in one chart

In case you didn't know that we are always being screwed, someone took the time to spell it out for us.

Scary Fast Food Facts

Everything that you need to know about fast food.

Really?

I guess the biggest shock to me was the average number of calories an American consumes. I guess that's why I'm dieting all of the freaking time.

Stupid Reporter

Can you believe this guy.  What nerve and he laughed about it!

BlackBerry OS 6 hands on

Okay, so the reviews are in on the new Blackberry Torch and well, they are lukewarm to say the least. This is great for business users who don't have an option for their corporate e-mail other than a Blackberry, but it certainly doesn't hold a candle to the Iphone. And let's face it, neither do the android phones for a couple of reasons. The first being pricing. When I went to T-mobile to consider upgrading my phone, the best they have is the New Samsung Vibrant for $199 with a 2 year contract. Why would I pay that, when I can transfer to AT&T and get an Iphone for the same price? The second reason is advertising. Shopping for a Samsung Vibrant or a top of the line HTC phone doesn't tell me how they compare to an Iphone. The first thing my b/f wanted to know is if he could load his Itunes stuff on there. Heck if I knew. It doesn't say anywhere in the product material, which means if it does do it, you will need a third party app and it won't be flawless. So for now, stick with your Iphones and let everyone else play catch-up.

BlackBerry OS 6 hands on | Dialed In - CNET Blogs

Man accused of Facebook bigamy denies double life - TODAY People - TODAYshow.com

As the LGBT community fights every year to gain equal rights under the law, we are assaulted again and again with the hypocrisy of the hetero community. Here we have a man who's wife found out he was guilty of bigamy through his Facebook while at the same time, the same people who are crying family values are fine with separating the children of illegal immigrants from their parents. It's quite a country we live in sometimes, isn't it.

Man accused of Facebook bigamy denies double life - TODAY People - TODAYshow.com

Portland lemonade stand runs into health inspectors, needs $120 license to operate | OregonLive.com

I guess tax revenues are down so much everywhere that greedy politicians are now fleecing children. In Portland, Oregon, the Multnomah County shut down a little girls lemonade stand until she paid for a $120 restaurant license. It's a lemonade stand for peats sakes. Who's next, the girl scouts?

Portland lemonade stand runs into health inspectors, needs $120 license to operate | OregonLive.com

Whoopi Goldberg in Backstage Fight on 'The View' | ThirdAge

Okay, as a gay man, I absolutely loves Whoopi after the Color Purple. She was such a piece of work that you had to appreciate her. But seems like Whoopi has went crazy since then. Since she's been on the view, she's defended dog fighting, defended Mel Gibson, hit a housewife and said all kinds of crazy stuff. What happened to Whoopi?

Whoopi Goldberg in Backstage Fight on 'The View' | ThirdAge

SANDRA BULLOCK’S SON IN DANGER? | Showbiz Spy - celebrity news, rumors & gossip

What kind of sick person goes after children. Hasn't Sandra gone through enough with her crappy ex-husband?

SANDRA BULLOCK’S SON IN DANGER? | Showbiz Spy - celebrity news, rumors & gossip

When Banana Republic Says Banana, They Mean It - Towleroad | #gay #news

Now I know why I love to shop at the Banana! I must pay closer attention to those photos. It's called subliminal advertising.  But seriously, is there anything wrong with a hot ad?  I'm sure customers are asking for the model's phone number now!

When Banana Republic Says Banana, They Mean It - Towleroad | #gay #news

Redecorate and remodel with iPhone apps

The Iphone is everywhere and we can certainly use it for remodeling. A few websites like Remodelista, Trends Magazine USA, The Pottery Barn Catalog are good for inspiration. But for practical shopping, you can use the Home Depot, Ebay and shopgoodwill.com for affordable additions to your home. When you really want to get down and dirty, you can use Home 3D to become your own architect and start tearing down walls!

Check out these great apps and don't forget to help my out by clicking on my sponsors!

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Wow, now these are manboobs.  This guy really needs to get on P90x

Outdoor bathrooms

This is a beautiful scene, but I would need like 50 acres in order to bath naked outside. Apparently, this is a cabin in the woods of Vermont. I hope it's deep in the woods.

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Target and Best Buy support anti-gay candidates

2 companies that the LGBT community spend a lot of money at, Target and Best Buy have both gave donations to Minnesota Forward, an anti-gay group supporting Republican Tom Emmer. Gay.com reports that Emmer opposes gay marriage, supports Arizona's illegal immigration bill and advocates chemical castration for sex offenders. While you may not disagree with all of those positions, it is sad that both companies that the LGBT community supports through shopping would support a candidate that does not support our own community. That means our shopping dollars are supporting our enemies.

gay.com Daily Hot Topics: Target Corporation Sucks andThis Lady Rocks!

Friday Five with Jonathan Adler | Design Milk

Terrific short interview with the fabulous Jonathan Adler. Jonathan's pottery has made such a huge splash that I'm sure it will be coveted for all time. With a company motto like "If your heirs won't fight over it, we won't make it," would you expect anything less than excellence. I love his shout out to his husbands show on Logo, "Beautiful People" which is just absolutely hilarious. If you're not watching it, you should tune it.

Friday Five with Jonathan Adler | Design Milk

Ellen DeGeneres Bows Out of American Idol - PEOPLE TV Watch

I'm amazed that I posted this before Perez! I'm so proud of myself.

Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, who became a full-time judge on the show during its ninth season, is bowing out of the series, PEOPLE has learned.

Read the rest after the link.

Ellen DeGeneres Bows Out of American Idol - PEOPLE TV Watch

Racing Trannies

Can you imagine, a bunch of Trannies struggling to keep from breaking a Lee Press-On Nail while zooming around the track? Well it could happen one day. Phoenix International Raceway has partnered with Queer4Gears.com to offer special discounted tickets to get the LGBT community to go all white trash and start attending. Who knows, maybe one day you'll see some a participant.

special Groundbreaking Race News : Best Gay Blogs

Jessica Simpson for American Idol? - Yahoo! News UK

Okay, I officially stopped watching American Idol when Paula left. in fact, I believe the show is almost dead. Simon's new show will probably take it's ratings. At the same time, I would probably tune in for one episode if Jessica Simpson actually was a judge to see how entertaining she might be. Who can forget that Chicken of the Sea crap from when she was on MTV?

Jessica Simpson for American Idol? - Yahoo! News UK

How To: Make Iced Coffee

When it's hot outside, there's nothing I like more than an iced coffee or two during the day. Over at Apartment Therapy there is an easy recipe, where you make your coffee double strong, add a little sugar and chill overnight. Bodum has come up with another answer. Use a french press, fill it with ground coffee, fill with water and put it in the fridge over night and in the morning you'll have iced coffee.

How To: Make Iced Coffee | Apartment Therapy The Kitchn

Pictures of Lady Gaga in Her Bikini Kissing Boyfriend Luc Carl

Nothing more fabulous than Lady Gaga. I can't wait for her concert this weekend. With all of her glam and personality, it's nice to see that she takes the time for love.

Pictures of Lady Gaga in Her Bikini Kissing Boyfriend Luc Carl

Special Pussy Toys

What a terrific way to treat your pussy and decorate your walls.

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Watch: Half-Naked Zac Efron Talks About Shooting Under Water - Towleroad | #gay #news

So what's better than a little dirty headline? Well that would be a video of a totally hot Zac Efron talking about shooting underwater. Well, he actually means shooting the video, but your imagination can handle the rest.

Watch: Half-Naked Zac Efron Talks About Shooting Under Water - Towleroad | #gay #news

'Inception' Star Tom Hardy: 'Of Course' I've Had Sex with Men - Towleroad | #gay #news

'Inception' Star Tom Hardy: 'Of Course' I've Had Sex with Men - Towleroad | #gay #news

Fantastic honesty from a hot straight man! If only Zac Efron was ready to start experimenting too.

Mad Men Premier

So did everyone see the Mad Men season premier?  I don't know what else to say except that I freaking love this show.  I wish my office looked like that!  If it were legal, I would have a bar cart in every room as well.  Here's my short summary:  Don Draper, hot as ever, now a good father.  Betty Draper, still a bitch.  I can't wait for next week!

Getting Paid to look at Porn

I had no idea that some people get paid to look at porn!  I guess it makes sense that people at Youtube have to spend time policing the videos.  However, I didn't know that it emotionally roughed them up.  Apparently it only pays $12/hour so I might as well continue to do it for free.  Read the rest of the details after the link.

http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2010/07/get-paid-to-look-at-porn-lose-your-soul-in-the-process?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+uproxx%2Fgammasquad+%28Gamma+Squad%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

Sarah Palin's Nifty Fifty States

Have you seen this video?  Jimmy Kimmel had a extremely funny monologue on Sarah Palin.  He makes some good points.  I vote for Snookie to lead the Tea Baggers.

Be Stupid

While the campaign is funny, it does portray a message that makes you think.  Sometime, it does pay to be stupid in life.  Obviously not in this picture.

http://www.creativeadawards.com/diesel-be-stupid-advertising-campaign/

Dogs Make Us Fabulous

It's so true that nothing can bring as much joy to your life as a pet.  For many of us pet owners, that answer is a dog.  A dog will be your best friend at all times. They will never stiff you with a tab, call you late at night completely drunk, crying about the one that got away or slip some of your more embarrassing secrets onto their Facebook page.  Simply put, as much money as we spend on animals in this country, it's not enough.  Pet stores account for the huge amount of puppy mill adoptions throughout the U.S.  If you haven't seen the footage, look for the episodes as aired on Oprah and done by Lisa Ling on the Internet.  It's horrifying what is being done in this country.  There is also a great article on dogster today offering some practical reasons not to use a pet store for finding your new best friend.  You can find the article after the link:  http://www.dogster.com/articles/10-Reasons-Not-to-Buy-a-Puppy-From-a-Pet-Store-213

Nothing will make you feel more fabulous than adding a pet to your life.  If you can do one good thing in your life, it would be to visit a shelter and give consideration to a dog or cat that has been abandoned and in desperate need for a new loving family. 

Making Home Beautifull

Okay, we all want some kind of swanky or gorgeous abode where you can come home, flop onto a sofa and let out a loud, orgasmic sigh as you take in the beauty around you.  Which is probably what REALLY caused the housing debacle that has sunk our global economy.  Now we all need to work with what we have.  This Anne-clair Rohe interview courtesy of Design Sponge is a study in repurposed beauty. The colors of those shelves are to die for. If you follow the link, you can see that this photographer has captured the beauty of her space and her possessions in a perfect marriage.  I'm dying to incorporate some of her ideas in My Fabulous Gay Life

http://www.designspongeonline.com/2010/07/sneak-peek-anne-claire-rohe.html

California Gays

Sand, Sun and Twinks.  This video has it all.  Okay, let's be honest, I don't even like Twinks and I can't even stop watching this.  I'm going to go out on a limb and say it should be the official California tourism video for advertising.  If this doesn't make queens come screaming from all over the globe to have a little vacation fun, I don't know what will.  Well besides a Spankx store at an outlet mall.

How to Trick People into thinking you are beautifull

This girl, Jenna Marbles is hillarious and deserves her own show.  I loved this and it's practical advice that can help any stripper raise her game.

The Worst Jobs

So surprisingly enough, some of the worst jobs in history involved having your balls cut off, putting your life at risk and taking a beating for an adult.  Yeah, family values.  I can't believe child beauty pageants didn't make the list!  They were all done by children!!!  I really don't think much has changed.  Sarah Palin paraded her family around like sheep trying to win an election.

http://digg.com/d31WWTu

The Fabulous Sage Sucker

I absolutely can't wait to try this one.  I've had all kinds of garden treats in my drinks, so why not Sage.  You could even be all white trash and add one of those ice straws to it and drink it during your summer outdoor parties.  The Recipe follows at the link.
http://www.designspongeonline.com/2010/07/behind-the-bar-brian-malarkeys-sage-sucker.html

A Woman's Place

Okay, so apparently our elders that schooled us on politeness had a little different definition of what's okay to say.  Some of these vintage ad's are so offensive, they would send Gloria Allred into a mouth foaming frenzy.  At the same time I can't help but ROFLMAO!!!

http://weburbanist.com/2010/05/18/old-school-vintage-ads-were-glad-are-gone/

Ice Straw

You know that you live in Dante's Inferno when a forecast of 104 degrees means it's going to be a nice 4th of July weekend.  Whether you're hosting or attending, I would love to have one of these ice straws!  Even when your drink is as warm as your ass crack sweat, you can get a take a cool sip with one of these.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/d9da/

Old Lady GaGa - "Alejandro"

I totally love this and will probably now have this fucking song stuck in my head all day long. I love the song, but who likes having a song stuck in their head all day. Where do people find the time to do these things? Seriously. I mean, I have to get up at 5 am just to blog. I'm also wondering if this whole thing was shot in a strip club. Anyway, I hope you enjoy. Also, is it just me, or does SNL need to start looking for new writers on Youtube. I haven't seen anything this entertaining on that show since the 80's.

What Ever Happened to GI Jane

What Ever Happened to G.I. Jane from Jason Ganwich on Vimeo.


So I guess this is what happens when gays experience high unemployment and have access to high quality video cameras.  I guess we can't all do porn.  It's actually pretty Fabulous!  I especially like how the drag queen looks a lot like Nancy Grace on CNN.

Cooking with Cher

I don't know why the Food Network hasn't thought of this.  I would Tivo the hell out of this shit.

Girl Fight

Where to start?  This made me laugh so hard, I almost pissed my pants.  Thank God I wasn't wearing any!  I've only seen one Lesbian fight and it reminded me of that scene in Hannibal where the guy in the wheelchair is eaten by the wild boars.

Just Don't Call Me Ma'am

Okay, I'll admit, I love the title.  Oh Hell, I'm totally tempted to read the book.  I'm sure it's all about pussy power and emotions and other things that I wouldn't totally get.  I do show the emotional range of Stepford Wife or Bristol Palin.  But when I read the book synopsis, I was kind of thrown for a loop.  Unless I misunderstood it, the author is only in her 20's.  Who the hell is worried about being called ma'am in their 20's.  If the problem is that bad honey, use some dry wall compound and some sun block for God's sake.

Well apparently her mom could take the time to show her how to get knocked up, but not how to work a crowd.  I haven't seen acting this dry since Bob Dole ran for president.  I don't even know what to say.  I hear she's jumping on Levi's bone again since he's more famous than her.  I bet in 5 years, she'll be back in the news for Meth addiction.

What the F

Please ignore the balls and check out the shinguards.  What the F?  Are those like, Nike/Wonder Woman shinguards?

No Sweat

So I was just reading about a new product that claims to keep you from sweating for 3 days.  I don't know if it's cut out for excessive baking in the desert sun where I live, but I guess it's worth a shot.

The product is called PerspireX and you can read about it at http://www.perspirex.com/  If this product can make your summer Pride Festival Tour a little less smelly, then I guess it's worth it.  Shoot me an e-mail if you tried it and let me know your results.

Drill Baby Drill

I am a little confused.  Everyone of us would love cheap fuel and at the same time not to have to kill little baby birds.  Especially ones that dance and sing in kids movies.  As I watch the news coverage and see these Teabaggers (Still ROFL) screaming that Obama needs to do something about this right now, I can't help but remember during the McCain/Palin election race some of these same people were standing up chanting with Sara "Drill Baby Drill".  Well it seems to me, they got what they wanted but can't live with the outcome.  I think everyone who bought a "Drill Baby Drill" bumper sticker should be charged a retrocative tax to help clean up the oil damage and give restitutions to all of those gulf coast fisherman that are out of work now.