Ice Straw

You know that you live in Dante's Inferno when a forecast of 104 degrees means it's going to be a nice 4th of July weekend.  Whether you're hosting or attending, I would love to have one of these ice straws!  Even when your drink is as warm as your ass crack sweat, you can get a take a cool sip with one of these.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/d9da/